Fancy popping into the club shop later?
As a Norwich City or indeed any type of fan, there are typical items you want- a Norwich City with a soon-to-be-outdated name on the back, a scarf to celebrate an iconic event or a calendar.
But what are the zanier items available via the beloved Norwich City club shop? Here are the weirdest club shop items for the wackier Canary fan.
Travelwear
Yes, you may want to showcase your fandom. But sometimes you want something that tells people you are a Norwich fan without drawing too much attention. Therefore, black shirts with the logo hidden are ideal.
The Canaries Baseball Cap
Have you ever wanted to pretend your football team is some kind of obscure punk band? This baseball cap will give you underground street cred while sticking it to the man (sneaking in a packet of Chewits up your jumper, that’ll show ‘em!)
Homeware
Sometimes it is not possible to go to a Norwich City game. Homeware such as the crest cushion, wine or gin glass will be the perfect discussion opener for any respectable dinner party while you check the score on the loo.
Meanwhile you can clearly indicate your team dedication with a Norwich City welcome mat (also doubles as Ipswich Town fan deterrent) or a garden gnome (available with or without face paint).
It also doesn’t stop at humans- you can also indoctrinate your pet into the Norwich City fold with an emblazoned bowl.
Plushies
While you expect a Canary plushie available for purchase what might be more surprising is the fact there are multiple Norwich City dinosaur options (not that I’m complaining, dinosaurs are awesome).
You can also have a badged dragon, penguin or giraffe rattle. Great to see wider representation in the cuddly item community.
Bricking it…
Perhaps the finest Norwich City gifts available is the brick. Before you say “Why would I want that?” this is no ordinary brick.
For a fixed sum you can have a section of the South Stand or Barclay End with “Chicken jockey”, “Leonard Is Bum” or “I like cress” written on it.
Better yet you could also get this to celebrate someone’s birthday, wedding and so forth. All I’m saying that this is potentially open to abuse and I hope the staff are wary of this.
Support the team
Obviously it has to be stressed that this Norwich City gifts breakdown is all in good fun. After all these items are part of what helps us pay for our fabulous team, one person’s trash being another one’s treasure and all that.
I hope in future to see even more innovative items such as a Canaries matcha flavoured cake pop, Dubai chocolate golf balls or a flannel with Steve Bruce’s face on it.
Maybe we could have a Gary Holt air fryer, a Zoe Webber Spider-Woman mask or Philippe Clement brand tangerines.
On second thoughts, I’ll leave that to the fine folks at the Norwich City club shop.
